ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

(via tricksterlatte)

ot3:

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” = there are more people out there who you could get with

“sleeping with someone” = having sex with them

“sleeping with the fishes” = got murdered


my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

(via jovial-gender-jester)

misteria247:

12 Mikey, 12 Raph and 12 Donnie fighting some bad guys to get to 12 Leo who’s been kidnapped

12 Mikey: Ya know if my brother, Leo was here he’d tell me that I shouldn’t go with violence cuz it’s not right.

Bad guy: ????

12 Mikey: But my big brother’s not here right now is he? So I’m gonna BEAT YOUR ASS INTO THE CEMENT.

12 Mikey goes to commit violence on bad guy with a loud war shriek while 12 Raph and 12 Donnie watch mid battle

12 Raph: HELL YEAH, KICK HIS ASS MIKEY! MAKE EM REGRET FUCKING WITH US-!

12 Donnie: NO MERCY MIKEY, WE SHOW THEM NO MERCY.

shit-people-probably-didnt-say:

Luther: Im not going to beg you

Five: Good, Im impervious to your influence anyway

Luther: Would you take a bribe?

Five: Couldnt meet my price

Luther: Extortion?

Five: Got nothing on me

Luther: Shit


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